please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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