you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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