Just fell off a train. Bad.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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