i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
