Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me