i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.