Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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