HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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