I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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