What a fucking waste of an outfit
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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