How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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