Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
No...this little piggys going to the bar
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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