were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm too high and old for this...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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