Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
