I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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