is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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