i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Come on in and take your pants off
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