Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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