so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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