I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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