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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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