fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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