So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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