I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You pole danced in your parka.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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