its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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