is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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