i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
