question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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