its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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