i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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