It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize
