Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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