The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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