I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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