is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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