Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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