Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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