I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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