singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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