Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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