SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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