Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Of course I have a pirate flag
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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