Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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