"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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