i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Randomize
