so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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