I swear she didn't look like that last week.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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