no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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