Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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