how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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