**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon