it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible