HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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