Three words: puerto rican gang bang
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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