I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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