Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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