just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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