Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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