dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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