you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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