i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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