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(563): View more from Iowa

that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.

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(703): View more from Virginia

capris are just wrong

(703): View more from Virginia

its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"

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(609): View more from New Jersey

im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room

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(586): View more from Michigan

just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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(205): View more from Alabama

Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.

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(714): View more from California

If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.

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